Mom: Aidan, you can’t beat me at this game.
Aidan : Why? Are you going to cheat?
Aidan: Lifts his shirt “Check out this eight pack.”
Aidan : Mom, have you told me I’m awesome today? Because I so am.
Aidan: I need a Facebook page.
Us: For what? What is it going to say?
Aidan : I’m awesome. P.S.: I’m cool.
Aidan: No need to see if my baseball team won today. I wasn’t there. So, no.
We’re going to enroll him in a humility program at our next opportunity.